Meet the Wannabe Farms Crew
We're not just a farm — we're a family. Literally. Here's the ragtag bunch keeping the pastures full, the chickens happy, and the fridge stocked.
Evan
Chief Everything Officer. She juggles motherhood, business, and farn life like a pro. May or may not run on coffee, grace, and a to-do list she can't find.
Seth
Ex-military turned chicken whisperer. Used to do night raids on terrorists—now he builds coops, hauls feed, and battles rogue roosters. If it clucks, flaps, or pecks, he’s got a tactical plan for it.
Ava
Animal whisperer. Horse trainer in training. Has a sixth sense for finding escaped chickens and naming every animal on the farm. Future vet? Probably.
Jude
Future Army General. Fort builder, Lego architect, and self-proclaimed chicken ninja. Always ready for an adventure or a surprise chicken chase.
Nora
The sassiest farmhand. Helps with feeding — unless she's busy singing, dancing, or chasing butterflies. May or may not be the boss of everyone.
Gideon
Professional mess maker. Found most often with mud on his face, a stick in his hand, and big plans in his eyes. Keeps the farm on its toes.
Joanna
Tiny farm boss. Specializes in chicken impressions, snack theft, and giggle fits. May be small but runs the homestead with surprising authority.